Man @ Work - part III by singlemalt76 http://ift.tt/1rUyCj4
Simple Spell For People Like Me Who Have A Panic Attack When There’s A Bee Near You
i know its silly to freak out when theres a bee near you as they’re not aggressive at all and its not like they;re going to be like “oh fuck no. this is my space, bitch. you better back the fuck outta here before i sting the shit out of you, you fuck.” lol
my first experience with getting stung by a bee (it was my fault of course. i put my hand right down on the poor thing) was traumatic. i had a full on “IM GOING TO FUCKING DIE” panic attack (i was maybe 7) and i think that has really impacted my reaction to bees. im working on it.
anyways! heres what you do if you’re like me: simply say this little spell- “blessed be thy little wings, protect me from all hurts and stings.”
now feel confident that you will not be violently attacked by this innocent little thing minding its own business. just breathe, dear.
Note: i am not allergic to bees, so if i were to get stung it wouldnt really be a big deal. if you’re allergic to bees you should certainly evacuate yourself from the area.